Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a challenger on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British wreck takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.

With all the failures she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her  projects, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.

Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her misdemeanors she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.

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Here are some sexy pictures of Lindsay Lohan after her birthday bash, which was rumored to have been a money stunt, but regardless she looks really hot here. She’s got on some sexy whore boots with a sexy orange tan. It must be from her brand of tanning product or whatever she was pushing at this so called birthday bash. Why do I care though, the look in her face is enough to get me stiff. Get the most out of your need for the sexiest celeb porn at the biggest site for it, Celeb Heat.

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Beyonce Knowles usually drops the jaws of guys around her, and she is totally doing it here but the reaction is not totally up to par. She looks sexy, in a soaking wet white shirt and shorts, over her bikini, as she fools around in the ocean. I can’t hate too much, we still get to check out her delicious legs. I just wish we got a look at her romp and tits but for some reason she feels the need to not show it off. All in all, it’s still a pretty good find and it doesn’t put me down by any means. Celeb Taboo always has the sexiest celeb porn you’ll see on the internet so stop by today and check it all out.

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Take a look at pictures of actress Kate Beckinsale. She’s starred in everything from Pearl Harbor to Click. However, the real reason that I like her so much is that she looks stunning in a bikini. Take a look at pictures of her enjoying the surf and sand. It definitely doesn’t stop there. There’s some very sultry pictures of her posing for glamour magazines. Of course, I’m not going to complain about the sexy red carpet photos and the photos of her doing the late night talk shows. She just about always looks good.

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Hugh Hefner’s then girlfriend number one, Holly Madison, seemed to be the only one among the Girls of the Playboy Mansion who did more than just flaunting her big plastic tits and talking nonsense all throughout the entire run of the Playboy reality show. Compared to the other Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson a.k.a. the typical dumb blonde and Bridget Marquardt with the annoying valley girl accent, Holly offered a strong character in the show helping out the magazine’s production by being some sort of a project manager in Playboy photoshoots. She’s not what you’d call smart, but she’s okay that’s why she became my favorite Playboy bunny. (That, of course, not to mention her big barbie-doll-plastic tits.)

Holly eventually moved on with her life and moved out of the Playboy Mansion to be with her (now, ex-)boyfriend, illusionist Criss Angel.They broke up after only four months, but I don’t really cared about them, so… There were rumors that Hef wanted Holly back after learning her split from Criss, but the awaited coming back of Holly to the mansion never happened. Instead, Holly joined Dancing With The Stars for another 15 minutes of fame, which, unsurprisingly, didn’t last very long as she suffered a broken rib while on the fanfare.

So what’s up with Holly now? She’s currently in Las Vegas doing Peep Show with former Spice Girl Melanie B, and reportedly dating yet another freak, self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand. Well that’s just pure disappointment, if you ask me. On the dating Brand part, well, come on, Holly sure can do better. Just look at Kendra now married to Hank Baskett of the NFL. Holly can hook up with anyone she wants to hook up with and not settle on bath-allergic dudes. Anyway, to the Peep Show part, I say its disappointing because Holly only goes topless on the show. Of course, we’d love to see her strip all the way, every day. In the meantime, while waiting for her to strip naked live, drop by here first to see Holly Madison’s naked pics and those of the other Girls next Door.

Here’s some pics of everyones favorite nobody Audrina Partridge wearing a see through dress that is being held up by her juicy juggs. It’s kind of ironic when these ding-bat MTV reality show actresses start acting like some sort of Tinseltown superstar, but it won’t stop me from looking at their sweet figures. Check out her huge fake boobs holding up that hot black dress that is even kind of see-through. Get the most when looking for hardcore Tinseltown porn that is sure to keep you posted with what’s new at Celeb Heat.

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We got some hot pics here from Mariah Carey’s recent music video and she’s in this tiny summer dress and it looks so damn sexy. It’s barely held up by her huge delicious tits. She doesn’t look mature by any means and still has that sweet light tan skin tone that makes the average man sprung. I’d love to have my way with this musical celebrity, and I am sure that goes for most everyone else as well. Celeb Taboo has everything and more when you’re seeking the sexiest Tinseltown pictures out there.

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Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created news this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn’t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a lot better dressed as a man, I tell you.

Her first single from the album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel“, Obsessed, is reportedly her fight back song for Eminem’s Bagpipes from Baghdad. Through the said Slim Shady song, Eminem basically belts raps out his bummer with Mariah and Mr. Mariah, Nick Cannon. His song goes out to Mimi, “Mariah what ever happened to us?/ Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch” and then vents out his anger on Nick, “Nick Cannon better back the fuck up/ I’m not playin’ I want her back you punk.”

Mariah apparently didn’t take Eminem’s words sitting down, so on her song Obsessed she went, “Why are you obsessed with me?/Boy I wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me.” And she didn’t stop with just that. She obviously took it one notch higher with her new music video, which was directed by Brett Ratner. For sure, Eminem would do his own share of this antic. Maybe he’ll dress up as Mariah soon? Oh, the drama continues.Well while we wait for it, go check this out for more Hollywood news and scandals.

It must have something to do with strong supermodel DNA or something because check out Gisele Bundchen here she’s knocked up by Tom Brady and super skinny and looking damn sexy. I don’t understand it, but this is totally not a complaint as she looks just as beautiful as ever. I love the long, creamy legs with those hot short shorts. I never paid much attention I guess but she has some of the hottest legs ever. You can’t get as much celeb content as you can in the best place for sex tapes and nude celebs, Celeb Heat.

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